The New Year is here, and while most people are busy making resolutions to better themselves, Florida State Seminole football fans should focus on resolutions that are equally as bold, dramatic, and downright fake. Let’s face it: the Noles’ journey through college football has been a rollercoaster of highs and lows, and fans need to come up with some truly outrageous promises that they won’t keep in 2025. Here’s a look at five of the most ridiculous resolutions every Seminole fan can “pretend” to stick to this year.
1. “I’ll Watch Every Single Game, Win or Lose”
Let’s be honest, Seminole fans are notorious for disappearing when the team is losing, only to reappear when the victory bell rings. This year, make the resolution to stick around even when the Noles are down 30 points. Sure, you’ll probably spend half of the game scrolling through Twitter, but at least you can pretend to be the dedicated fan who never gives up.
2. “I’m Going to Support Every Coach, No Matter What”
Florida State fans have a long history of getting restless when the coaching staff isn’t performing up to their sky-high expectations. In 2025, resolve to always defend Mike Norvell, no matter how bad the playcalling gets or how many times the team’s defense forgets how to tackle. It’s easy to say you’ll back the coach, but let’s face it—when the team underperforms, all bets are off.
3. “I’ll Stop Complaining About Recruiting”
Recruiting is the lifeblood of any college football program, and yet, Seminole fans can’t seem to stop crying about it every single offseason. In 2025, make a bold resolution to stop nitpicking the recruiting classes. Of course, you’ll probably still get upset when FSU misses out on another top recruit, but for the sake of appearances, tell yourself you’re just thrilled with the “process.”
4. “I’ll Stop Hating on Miami”
Let’s face it: the rivalry with Miami is personal. But wouldn’t it be a lot more mature (and probably less fun) if you just stopped obsessing over the Hurricanes’ every move? 2025 could be the year you rise above the trash-talking and wish Miami well in their future endeavors. If you believe that, then you probably also believe that the ACC can win a national championship.
5. “I’ll Buy Season Tickets—Even If They’re Terrible”
This is the year you’re going to shell out for season tickets, even if FSU ends up with another 6-6 season. Of course, you’ll only attend three of the games and complain about the ticket prices every time you check your bank account, but that doesn’t matter! At least you can say you “officially” supported the program all season long.
In the world of Florida State football, it’s easy to get caught up in the highs and lows, but it’s much more fun to make outlandish resolutions that you can ignore in the blink of an eye. These 2025 resolutions might not be realistic, but they’re certainly something every fan can pretend to follow. Here’s to a year of fake promises and inevitable disappointment—Go Noles!
